Another happy moment with my uni bestie;)
Drinking and toasting for nothing actually! Could be for doin’ life? Haha
Walking the petal carpet under the dazzling light on my way to school made my day;)
Idk if this will work as well on my Asian eyes but I’ll still take a try.👲👀🙏
Real life ももいろのきりん, a children’s book I used to read like every single day.
Healthy or not?
Cocoa Banana Smoothie🍌with 2 teaspoonful of honey
steve don’t just accept that bullshit
that must have been some fucking witchcraft blue pulled to get that up there
That look on his face
“Fuck, whatever. My fucking salt talks to me. This is actually normal for me.”
My fucking salt talks to me.
My Mean Girls pencils arrived! #noneforgretchenweiners #carboncrusader
Singer uses her music video to intriguingly show how fake performers are in videos
Hungarian musician Boggie sits still and sings for her latest music video… So what makes it interesting?
As she performs, her video editor retouches her skin, hair, facial features, and lighting during the song so that by the end everything looks “right”…
(This is actually really cool: Source)
- Uterus: Oh, so, no baby?
- Uterus: Okay
- Me: No -
- Uterus: SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
- Me: FUCK FUCK FUCK
- Vagina: *unleashes red sea*
- Pad: I'm not cleaning that up.
- Ovaries: Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
- Cramps: Howdy
- Junk Food: Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
- Chocolate: No me
- Acne: Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
- Pad: CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
- Vagina: I can do better, hold up
- Vagina: *Niagara Falls*
- Pad: You still missed.
- Lower Back: Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
- Ovaries: WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
- Cramps: *sings the Ave Maria*
- Uterus: USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ
- Me: *dead*
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’